It has become clear to me why the Xbox was given its name.
Since arriving in our house on Christmas Day 2008, Xactly 3 months ago today, its powerful siren song has turned our sons into:
Ex-guitar players
Ex-readers
Ex-explorers of the nearby woods and waterfall
And it has turned Chris and me into Xasperated, Xhausted, deeply Xhaling Xecutioners of rules governing the Xbox, manufactured at the River StyX plant. If you have not already succumbed to this product pressure from your own offspring, I Xhort you: RESIST AT ALL COSTS.
PS to Microsoft – you should rename your fiendish invention as follows: Xbox 24/7/365.
