It was another harbinger of the inevitable.  Noah informed us a few weeks ago that he wanted to take his girlfriend out to dinner over Valentine’s Day weekend.  He had the venue picked out and was regularly depositing his paycheck into a bank account so that he could use his debit card to pay the bill.  Our kid was growing up – and there continued to be nothing I could do about it.  Or was there?

Mom, can you make a reservation for two?

I didn’t think twice.  Of course I could help my sweet boy arrange for a nice evening.   I jumped on Open Table and when the restaurant wasn’t listed there, I made the phone call.  Dinner for two.  Saturday night. 6:30. Done.  I was pleased for him – and proud of myself for the assist.  But then I started to wonder if he would know how to use the debit card with the server when the meal was over.  Sure he had seen Dave and I pay for meals and calculate gratuities countless times.  But when alone in the wilderness of mediocre dining, could he fend for himself?

I wasn’t certain, and made a mental note to run through it with him before the big night.  Yup —  before my son heads off to college, he needs to know how to confidently execute this social maneuver that we adults have taken for granted.  Hmm.  He probably needs to know how to make a restaurant reservation as well.

Damn.  In helping him arrange his evening, I had missed a teachable moment.

The parental slip got me thinking about all of the lessons my boys have yet to learn before they leave the nest and frankly, the list I came up with in a minute’s time left me a little panicked.  So, in an effort to maintain some semblance of control of a situation over which I have no control, I created The Bubble List.

Since we grownups have a Bucket List comprising things we must do before we kick the bucket, so too should our kids have a Bubble List of things they must do before they leave the bubble of our home and protection.

As Noah and Chase go hurtling towards independence, both Dave and I are here to help them check the following off their list:

The Bubble List

  • Write a check
  • Pay a bill
  • Make travel arrangements
  • Navigate an airport, train or bus station
  • Deal with a cancelled flight
  • Take a taxi
  • Catch the subway
  • Plunge a toilet
  • Change a tire
  • Check the oil
  • Shave with a razor
  • Withdraw cash from an ATM
  • Pay for dinner
  • Self-prescribe over the counter meds
  • Call a doctor
  • Cook a meal
  • Cancel a membership
  • Buy clothes
  • Return a purchase
  • Pack a suitcase (without inspection)
  • Do the laundry
  • Iron a shirt
  • Go food shopping for themselves
  • Negotiate a deal
  • Make their beds hospital corners
  • Sew a button
  • Remove a stain
  • Replace a fuse
  • Remove a splinter
  • Enjoy a drink responsibly
  • Say “no” with confidence

As I reflect on this list, I am struck by how long it quickly became – without thinking very hard at all.  I wonder what I missed and  how much we will be able to cover in real time before they leave.  But even more so, I can’t help but fret about those lessons that will never be on this list – the ones that we can’t prepare them for no matter how much we wish we could.  The how to’s for getting their hearts broken, failing a test, losing a friend, standing up for themselves, feeling disillusioned, disappointing someone who matters, or saying they are sorry – all of that is on them because only the universe can create those practice scenarios.  And they inevitably take place outside the bubble.

So we will get busy on the list  – with a final item added:

  • When hurting and in doubt, call home

Here, there is no such thing as too much practice.


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